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“Holy Shit, You Made a Human” New Parent Card
Fact: You made a human. False: You’re never going to sleep normally again. 😂👶
Featuring the perfect mix of shock, awe, and questionable life choices, this card celebrates the absolutely wild fact that you somehow created an entire human being. Perfect for new parents who appreciate a little humor with their life-changing milestone.
Perfect for new moms, dads, exhausted friends, siblings, or anyone who deserves a congratulations for pulling off the most unhinged biological achievement of all time.
Details:
- 5" x 7"
- Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or mildly unhinged) message
- Printed on recycled cardstock
- Includes a kraft envelope
- Made in the USA
Making a human is a big deal. Holy shit, you made a human.