Nice Thick Serving Birthday Card

Nice Thick Serving Birthday Card

Cake is great and all…but apparently this birthday calls for something a little different. 🎂😂

Made for the friend with absolutely no filter and an appreciation for wildly inappropriate humor, this birthday card starts innocent enough—until you open it.

Inside: “I hope you have a nice thick serving of cake cock.”

Details:

• 5" x 7"
• Printed message inside
• Printed on thick, premium matte cardstock
• Includes a kraft brown envelope made with 30% recycled paper
• Printed in Colorado, USA

Definitely not the birthday card you send Grandma. Probably.