Instead of Grandkids, Can I Interest You In a Candle - Candle

Instead of Grandkids, Can I Interest You in a Candle? 👵🕯️

Because some of us are just out here building a legacy of good scents, not diapers and playdates.

This cheeky candle says what we’re all thinking—and smells way better than baby powder. Hand-poured with our signature soy-blend wax and infused with the crisp, comforting scent of Linen, it’s the perfect gift for the “maybe later” crowd (or the proud plant parents out there).

Clean burn, fresh vibes, zero pressure to procreate. 💅

🫧 Fragrance: Linen
🕯️ Burn Time: Approx. 40+ hours
🤍 Size: 9 oz | Hand-poured in Louisiana

Light it up and let everyone know: you’re doing just fine, thanks.