Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card

“Santa Hates Little Bitches” Funny Christmas Card

Featuring a hilariously inappropriate twist on the classic Christmas song, this rude holiday greeting card is perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, festive sarcasm, and a little Christmas chaos. With a naughty Santa-inspired punchline, this card puts a hilariously unfiltered spin on the holiday season.

Perfect for your best friend, sibling, partner, coworker, or favorite little shit who deserves a Christmas card that's anything but sweet. Whether you're roasting someone you love or spreading some wonderfully inappropriate holiday cheer, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh.

Details:

• 5" x 7"
• Funny, profanity-filled Christmas design
• Front reads: “You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why, because Santa hates little bitches.”
• Blank inside for your own hilarious holiday message
• Printed on recycled cardstock
• Includes a kraft envelope
• Made in the USA

Santa's making a list, checking it twice, and apparently he's done putting up with everyone's bullshit. Give the gift of holiday laughter with a card that's naughty, nice, and absolutely not approved by the North Pole. 🎅