Funny Sticky Notes – “Calm Down” Dateline Edition

Funny Sticky Notes – “Dateline” Edition

When he says “calm down,” you’re already rehearsing your Dateline interview. Each 3” x 3” neon sticky pad includes 100 sheets printed with the saying:

✨ “My husband just said, ‘calm down’ like he wants his own Dateline special.”

Perfect for true crime fans, sarcastic spouses, or anyone who knows “calm down” never actually calms anyone down. These sticky notes add a darkly funny twist to your everyday reminders.

Why you’ll love it:

• 100 sheets of bold neon paper

• A quote every true crime junkie will appreciate

• Great as a gag gift, stocking stuffer, or office conversation starter

• From Ellembee, a female-owned brand known for witty, sassy stationery