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“In Dog Years, You’re Dead!” Funny Birthday Card
Featuring a hilariously morbid birthday design with a fake dead dog and flies, this dark humor greeting card is perfect for anyone who loves inappropriate jokes and isn't afraid to laugh at getting older. With its brutally honest punchline and ridiculous visual, this card takes birthday roasting to a whole new level.
Perfect for your best friend, sibling, partner, or favorite old fart who appreciates dark humor and knows that aging is a lot less fun when you do the math in dog years. It's the ultimate way to remind someone they're getting up there — with absolutely zero sympathy.
Details:
- 5" x 7"
- Dark humor birthday design featuring a fake dead dog with flies
- Front reads: “In Dog Years, You’re Dead!”
- Blank inside for your own personalized birthday message
- Printed on recycled cardstock
- Includes a kraft envelope
- Made in the USA
Another year older, another year closer to becoming a fossil. At least you made it this far. Happy birthday, you ancient bastard! 🪰🐕