Sarcasm Pen Set – 5-Pack
Fluent in sarcasm, fueled by caffeine. ☕🖊️
This 5-pack of black ink ballpoint pens is perfect for those who express love, frustration, and general existence with a heavy dose of sass. Because sometimes, nice just isn’t in your vocabulary.
Pens read:
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SARCASM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
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I’M JUST A BRIGHT RAY OF SARCASM
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SARCASM IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY GREAT PERSONALITY TRAITS
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I WISH SARCASM WAS AVAILABLE AS A FONT
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SARCASM IS THE BRAIN’S DEFENSE AGAINST STUPID PEOPLE
A perfect pick for the queen of comebacks, the office smartass, or that one friend who can’t help but say it how it is.
Great for:
🎁 Stocking stuffers
😎 Personality-packed gifts under $20
👩🏫 Teacher treats or coworker surprises
💬 Anyone who’s a little too quick with a snarky remark