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Toxic Positivity? Couldn’t Be Us – Pen Set
If you're allergic to hustle culture and eye-roll every time someone says "rise and grind," this pen set is your emotional support stationery.
Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens, each one delivering a gentle roast and a reality check:
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You’ve already peaked
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Everyone’s judging you
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You’re for sure getting fired
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That idea is garbage
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Your face is weird
Perfect for the corporate rebel, creative cynic, or that one coworker who’s definitely not getting promoted (and doesn’t care).
Pair it with a side-eye and a latte for maximum impact.