

Customer (Dis)Service – Pen Set
For the heroes behind the headset, the front desk, or the “How can I help you?” facade. 🙃
This 5-pack of black ink ballpoint pens perfectly captures the emotional rollercoaster of customer service—with just enough sarcasm to survive your shift.
Includes the following painfully accurate truths:
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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG
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OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS
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SORRY, I’M ON MY BREAK
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I DON’T KNOW, I JUST WORK HERE
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HERE TO HELP! JK PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
The ideal gift for your work bestie, your favorite barista, or anyone who’s ever fake-laughed through a rude complaint.