Dwight Schrute “False. You’re Old.” Birthday Card

Dwight Schrute “False. You’re Old.” Birthday Card

Fact: You’re having a birthday.
False: You’re still young. 😂🎂

Featuring Dwight Schrute and his signature no-nonsense delivery, this birthday card is perfect for The Office fan who can appreciate being brutally reminded that, yes, they are officially getting old.

Perfect for your work bestie, sibling, significant other, or anyone who knows bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica.

Details:

• 5" x 7"
• Blank inside for your own birthday roast
• Printed on recycled cardstock
• Includes a kraft envelope
• Made in the USA

Getting older is inevitable. False. You’re old.