You drink too much...Kitchen Towel

“You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
The towel that says exactly what you’d put in a friendship card—if you were brave enough.

• Crisp white cotton twill with black-lined trim

• Hand-printed with sarcasm and soul

• 100% cotton twill – sturdy, soft, and absolutely not a flour sack

• 16x26 inches of unfiltered truth

• Machine washable (because messy nights make the best memories)

• The ultimate gift for your ride-or-die, bad influence, or cocktail buddy

• Designed in the South. Made in the USA.

For friendships built on laughter, libations, and a little chaos.

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