Mr. Rogers did not really...Kitchen Towel

“Mr. Rogers did not really prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.”
Spoiler alert: the real neighborhood is a little less “wholesome” and a whole lot more WTF.

• White cotton twill with black-lined trim

• Hand-printed with nostalgic sass

• 100% cotton twill – soft, sturdy, and definitely not a flour sack

• Sized at 16x26 inches

• Machine washable for life’s messy moments

• The perfect gift for anyone who’s been side-eyeing their HOA meetings

• Add hangers: $2 per 10-pack for easy in-store display

Funny, relatable, and slightly unhinged—just like your neighborhood group chat.

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