Wifed Up & WILD – Pen Set
For the bride, the bridesmaids, and the ones who survived your slutty era with you. 💍🍾
This 5-pack of black ink ballpoint pens brings all the sass and none of the subtlety—just how we like it. Whether you’re planning the bachelorette bash or journaling through your "same-genitals-forever" commitment, these pens get the vibe.
Each one says what you’re really thinking:
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
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RIP YOUR SLUTTY YEARS
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WOO! SAME GENITALS FOREVER
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TALK ABOUT A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE
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LET'S GET WEIRD
Perfect for party favors, wedding planning chaos, or just making your desk a little more unhinged—in the best way.