{"product_id":"kidding-me-sticker","title":"Quick Question Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eQuick Question Are You Fucking Kidding Me Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eFor those moments when life says something absolutely ridiculous and your last remaining brain cell simply cannot process it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003efunny vinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for customers who are emotionally exhausted, permanently annoyed, and one inconvenience away from losing it completely. Loud, relatable, and aggressively over it, this sticker captures peak “I cannot do this today” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5) [\u0026amp;+:not(h3)]:mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)]\"\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eBurnt out adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eSarcastic coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eChaos survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eMeme lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003ePeople running on caffeine \u0026amp; spite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eEmotionally unavailable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eAnyone constantly asking “be serious right now”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, work desk, mirror, or emotional support tumbler to warn others that your patience has officially expired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5) [\u0026amp;+:not(h3)]:mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)]\"\u003eSticker Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eApproximately 3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eDurable vinyl for indoor \u0026amp; outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; weather-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eEasy peel backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56965060722993,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0174\/4007\/9926\/files\/quickquestion.webp?v=1792278378","url":"https:\/\/mybougiebar.com\/products\/kidding-me-sticker","provider":"The Bougie Bar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}