{"product_id":"dog-years-birthday-card","title":"Dog Years Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"x12ofw9d\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“In Dog Years, You’re Dead!” Funny Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"x12ofw9d\"\u003eFeaturing a hilariously morbid birthday design with a fake dead dog and flies, this dark humor greeting card is perfect for anyone who loves inappropriate jokes and isn't afraid to laugh at getting older. With its brutally honest punchline and ridiculous visual, this card takes birthday roasting to a whole new level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"x12ofw9d\"\u003ePerfect for your best friend, sibling, partner, or favorite old fart who appreciates dark humor and knows that aging is a lot less fun when you do the math in dog years. It's the ultimate way to remind someone they're getting up there — with absolutely zero sympathy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"x12ofw9d\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"x12ofw9d\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark humor birthday design featuring a fake dead dog with flies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront reads: “In Dog Years, You’re Dead!”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own personalized birthday message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on recycled cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"x12ofw9d\"\u003eAnother year older, another year closer to becoming a fossil. At least you made it this far. Happy birthday, you ancient bastard! 🪰🐕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56740755636529,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0174\/4007\/9926\/files\/DogYears.webp?v=1791838432","url":"https:\/\/mybougiebar.com\/products\/dog-years-birthday-card","provider":"The Bougie Bar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}