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Repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"553\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eDreaming of Summer Break\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"590\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eGrade Now, Cry Later \u003cem data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"588\"\u003e(red ink)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eI Teach Therefore I Drink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"656\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"656\"\u003eTeaching for the Money and Fame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eThe perfect gift for:\u003cbr data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e📚 Teacher appreciation\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e🍷 End-of-year survival\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e🎁 Stocking stuffers, holiday gifts, or back-to-school boosts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eFunny, functional, and just the right amount of unhinged—just like every great teacher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Fun Club","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":48397290078513,"sku":"PEN-6","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0174\/4007\/9926\/products\/direct_uploads_2F23535_2FCZC3dfwdvFn-tFexNAmJDw_2FScreenshot_2024-02-28_112100.png?v=1751571829"},{"product_id":"the-very-passive-aggressive-office-lingo-pen-set","title":"The Very Passive Aggressive Office Lingo Pen Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to your HR approved way to tell someone they suck! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet of 5 black ink ballpoint pens \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MISCOMMUNICATION \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLET'S PUT A PIN IN THIS \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJUST CIRCLING BACK HERE \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAS I PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHELP ME UNDERSTAND YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS HERE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Fun Club","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":48397318324529,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0174\/4007\/9926\/products\/direct_uploads_2F23535_2FxC097iGXyG_aAMChu5egOw_2FOffice_Lingo_Pen_Set.png?v=1751571828"},{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-shit-show-pen-set","title":"Welcome to the Shit Show Pen Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOT MESS EXPRESS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAYBE TODAY, SATAN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Fun Club","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":48397328580913,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0174\/4007\/9926\/products\/direct_uploads_2F23535_2FwIosF6ftEvPUT0shnfQTYA_2FScreenshot_2024-02-28_112515.png?v=1751571828"},{"product_id":"bachelorette-pen-set","title":"Bachelorette Pen Set","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"140\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"140\"\u003eWifed Up \u0026amp; WILD – Pen Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"230\"\u003eFor the bride, the bridesmaids, and the ones who survived your slutty era with you. 💍🍾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"473\"\u003eThis 5-pack of black ink ballpoint pens brings all the sass and none of the subtlety—just how we like it. 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More like resting \u003cem data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"204\"\u003eboss\u003c\/em\u003e face. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"413\"\u003eThis journal is for the queens who don’t have time to fake-smile through the nonsense. 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(because let’s be real—you deserve it).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN CLUB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51684275781937,"sku":"JRN-22","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0174\/4007\/9926\/files\/09367cb50de2dcd69b99c090e9d010569d76767c7be0f856f8f74b7f85ef5d3a.png?v=1753802489"},{"product_id":"awkward-journal","title":"Awkward Journal","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"171\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"171\"\u003eOH MY GOD THAT WAS SO AWKWARD – Journal + Pen Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"207\"\u003eAn autobiography in the making. 😅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"419\"\u003eMeet your new favorite cringe-catcher: this hard cover A5 journal is here to hold all your most awkward moments, questionable thoughts, and random overthinking spirals—with a matching pen that totally gets 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