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They survived the meetings, the emails, the coworkers, and the “quick questions.” Now they can finally say it: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFuck that place.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😂🥂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect retirement card for your favorite coworker, boss, work bestie, or anyone officially escaping the 9–5. Give them the send-off they really deserve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside for your own parting words\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on thick, premium matte cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes a kraft brown envelope made with 30% recycled paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in Colorado, USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy retirement. 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Got the damn degree. 🎓👏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate your favorite graduate with a card that says what you’re really feeling: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m fucking proud of you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for high school, college, grad school, or anyone finally getting to toss that graduation cap in the air.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside for your own words of wisdom (or questionable life advice)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on thick, premium matte cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes a kraft brown envelope made with 30% recycled paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in Colorado, USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey’re officially educated. 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And now… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efucking finally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💍🥂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the couple who took their sweet-ass time—or the friends and family who have been waiting forever to celebrate them. This cheeky wedding card brings just the right amount of sass to their happily ever after.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside for your own well wishes (or marriage advice they probably won’t take)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on thick, premium matte cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes a kraft brown envelope made with 30% recycled paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in Colorado, USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePop the champagne. 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This funny birthday card is perfect for your work bestie, sibling, significant other, or fellow Dunder Mifflin superfan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside for your own inappropriate Michael Scott-worthy message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on thick, premium cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes a kraft envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and printed in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWould Michael Scott approve? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWould corporate? 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We didn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55986528354609,"sku":"SG000496","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0174\/4007\/9926\/files\/065584766c00272d2b2953b0739a91dc95ff2ec34347470479f473e1b282fe68.webp?v=1787840552"},{"product_id":"buttloads-of-fun-birthday-card","title":"Buttloads of Fun Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eButtloads of Fun Birthday Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome birthdays call for a little fun. 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DAMNNNNNNNNNN.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😂🎂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf they know, they know. 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